who needs a six pack when you can tap a keg?
I am the way, the truth, and the life.
The best way to make yourself feel better, is by making others feel better.
me with woman, "a normal guys fail"
Paul: hey! ouch, you got a band aid?
Girl: what why?
Paul: cause I scraped my knee falling for you
Girl: *slap* faggot
Paul: *turns to friend* she thinks Im hot